Kev, Me and BSG

Kev Gillespie posted this first, so props to him.

Action Matt: Do you watch BSG?
@rhcomics: i just fucking watched it godammit
@rhcomics: god fucking dammit
Action Matt: yeah right
Action Matt: whaTTTT?
@rhcomics: jesus christ
Action Matt: really?!?
@rhcomics: i was pissed when they revealed the first 4
@rhcomics: but THIS
@rhcomics: fuck you
Action Matt: The Dualla thing was cool
@rhcomics: yeah cause i couldnt fucking stand her
Action Matt: at first I thought maybe they were prepping us for her to be it
Action Matt: then clap
@rhcomics: yeah it was such a nice surprise
Action Matt: But Ellen?
Action Matt: c’mon
Action Matt: c’mon
@rhcomics: fuck man
Action Matt: I’ll cut them 2 episodes worth of slack
Action Matt: this shit better right itself
@rhcomics: fuckin a
@rhcomics: dont even start with that zombie starbuck shit
@rhcomics: wtf man
@rhcomics: come on
Action Matt: clearly there’s some kind of regenerative thing going on
Action Matt: The five
Action Matt: Starbuck
Action Matt: but c’mon
@rhcomics: cmooooon— she was like— she was an unpleasant character
@rhcomics: so much tht she was another one where it was “hey awesome, saul killed her”
Action Matt: Someone was bound to
@rhcomics: jesus
Action Matt: yeah
Action Matt: I’m hurt and dismayed right now
Action Matt: heh
@rhcomics: dude me too
@rhcomics: they spit in our coke
@rhcomics: they stole OUR fries
Action Matt: hahahahahahaha
Action Matt: I WASN’T DONE WITH THOSE!
@rhcomics: HEY GODAMMIT! I WAS JUST TAKING A PISS!
Action Matt: it all comes full circle
@rhcomics: fuck
@rhcomics: this is like [EX-GF] is the final cylon
Action Matt: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@rhcomics: this is like tigh had a flashback and like fucking [EX-GF] is there for no reason
@rhcomics: and then roll the fucking credits
@rhcomics: that really sucked matt
Action Matt: eh what can do
@rhcomics: true
@rhcomics: it won't disapoint
@rhcomics: they know they shit so far
Action Matt: Wait, I’m pissed again
Action Matt: yup
Action Matt: I’m pissed
Action Matt: I’m seeing a strong association between Ellen Tigh and [EX-GF] for you
@rhcomics: dude im tigh
@rhcomics: fucking cotton ball duct taped to my face
Action Matt: heh
@rhcomics: sobbing while i strangle her with a belt
Action Matt: I wonder if they matched the shot of him choking her, with him taking the rock off her throat
Action Matt: filmicaally that would be interesting
Action Matt: FOR A TRULY SHITTY MOMENT
@rhcomics: hahaha
@rhcomics: this is like— ugh— this is like when they brought jason todd back but he ended up being clayface then he ended up being jason todd
Action Matt: I really think it was supposed to be Starbuck
Action Matt: they shot it done
Action Matt: then they threw money at them
Action Matt: Earth’s dead, Starbuck’s a cylon
Action Matt: end of show
@rhcomics: yup
Action Matt: hey you can make 9 more of these if you want
Action Matt: but it’s over!
Action Matt: here’s some money, and then you get to make a bunch of Sci Fi channel movies afterward to try to fix it
Action Matt: well, okay
Action Matt: it beats making Sasquatch Mountain: The Return
Action Matt: and the Bionic Woman failed
Action Matt: sure!
Action Matt: Wait is Tricia Hefler still hot? Ah we’ll fix her in post
@rhcomics: scifi channel movies eh? ok how about we get mark hamill and tawny kitean versus uh— velociraptors— uh cyberspace velociraptors— we’ll call it HEART OF THE RAPTOR: THE RETURN TO CYBERSPACE RAPTOR ISLAND
Action Matt: Somebody get Lance Henriksen’s agent on the horn
Action Matt: We’ve got Dean Cain signed up for second lead!
Action Matt: I have Chiller TV, which is Sci Fi channel’s sister station and they’re showing 2 Sci-Fi channel classics: “Basilisk: The Serpent King” with Jeremy London and “Mega Snake”
@rhcomics: holy fuck man
Action Matt: Dude 3AM - Alien Express with Lou Diamond Phillips and Todd Bridges

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