Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Basic Math for Sports Reporters

Evidently the Reporter Didn't Go to College Either, or Grade School...

At A-Roid's press conference yesterday, a learned reporter's question included the following math problem:


"...you said you took (it) twice a month for three years. Basic math would make that 36 times. Why would someone inject something into their system 36 times, who is a professional athlete and wants a long career if you don't know what it is, if you were doing it right?"

2 times X 3 years X 12 months in a year = 72 injections

That's my basic math, homes, and I showed the work. He clearly wasn't doing it right if he only took half the doses now was he, you fucking genius?

How can you try to call someone out on their stupidity when your math is wrong? Epic fail, douche wad.

Unfortunately, unlike A-Roid and probably this bastion of journalism, I went to college - a good one too - and thanks to this economy I haven't been able to find steady work in months - but these goddamn dipshits get paid too much to play and talk about a game.

To each their own struggle, I guess... I'll shut up now about this and go back to rambling about He-Man and The Smurfs. For free. yay sports...

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