No Surprise - It's A Water Pipe! Ha!

Well this explains the 12,000 calorie a day diet.

Yeah, I don't actually care about Michael Phelps... except for the whole Aquaman connection, I guess. But this has been so inescapable, that I felt that I was technically required to produce a pithy comment or two, or else my citizenship would be revoked, or something. yay sports...